why oh why

Why is it when I put on lotion( yes I found some) it seems to block my bodies ability to cool down. It makes me relay hot and I start to sweat and of course that totally defeats the point of showering and putting on lotion. Why is this so hard for me? Is it the lotion I bought or is it something to do with my body? I think I will do a science experiment with myself and find out the answer. I will of course be certain to share the results just as soon as they are published in a peer reviewed journal, after all I wouldnt want to have science being corrupted by ideology. Well now that I am clean and lotioned it is time for me to bike down to the local beer garden have a few and get a bite to eat, such is life.